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Still Meads
Funktastic Fizz
Funktastic Fruition
Funktastic Freshy
Collaborations

Still Meads / Wines

Marshmallow Eyes
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Marshmallow Eyes

Mead- Traditional

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

12% ABV

Mead is made with Meadowfoam and Maple Honey. This honey mimics the flavors of marshmallows and maple syrup and presents these flavors and aromas in the mead.

Strawberry Bandana
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Strawberry Bandana

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Strawberries, then rested on more Strawberries and Bananas.

It's Alright

It’s Alright

Mead- Pyment

Sweetness Profile: Very Dry

13% ABV

Mead fermented with Kviek Yeast, Wildflower Honey, and Cotton Candy Grapes then rested on additional Cotton Candy Grapes.

I Have Meads Too!
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I Have Meads Too!

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Strawberries, then aged on additional Strawberries and back-sweetened with Meadowfoam Honey.

You're A Pumpkin Fool
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You're A Pumpkin Fool

Mead- Metheglin

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

14% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Pumpkin Puree then aged on additional Pumpkin Puree, Cinnamon, All-Spice, Nutmeg, Ginger, cold-pressed Bones Coffee Co. Sinn-O-Bun Coffee and Lactose.

Barrel O'Monkeys
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Barrel

O'Monkeys

(Barrel-Aged)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

12% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey, Coconut Water, Vanilla, Cinnamon, and Bananas, then rested on additional Bananas, Cinnamon, Madagascar Vanilla Beans, and Marshmallow Flavor. We then aged the Mead in a Union Horse Distilling Bourbon Barrel.

Rumble the Bench

Rumble the Bench

Mead- Cyser

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

12% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Organic Apple Juice fermented then aged on Granny Smith Apple Puree, Peanut Butter and Carolina Reaper Peppers.

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Blacker the Berry

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

11% ABV

Formerly Known as Black Ninja...
Meadowfoam and Wildflower Honey fermented with all black fruits (Black Raspberry, Blackberry, Black Currant, Black Cherry) then aged on the same black fruits and back-sweetened with Meadowfoam Honey.

Sir Smorgasbord
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Sir Smorgasbord

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

12% ABV

Mead fermented with Brazilian Wildflower Honey, Argentinian Wildflower Honey, Almond water, Pecan water, Agave Nectar, Cinnamon, Strawberries, Blueberries, Raspberries, Blackberries, Peaches, Raspberry Puree, Cranberry Juice Concentrate, Blackberry Juice and Blackberry Puree then aged on Vanilla Beans, Blueberries, Raspberries, BlackBerries, Strawberries, Black Cherry puree, Toasted Coconut and finished with a dash of Marshmallow Oil!

The Cran Reaper

The Cran Reaper

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey, Cranberry Concentrate and Cranberries then aged on additional Cranberries and just the right amount of Carolina Reaper Peppers

Fairy Floss

Fairy Floss

Mead- Pyment

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

12% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Cotton Candy Grapes, then rested on additional Cotton Candy Grapes.

It's Not A Camper, It's A Winnebago
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It's Not A Camper, It's A Winnebago

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Flambeed Bananas then rested on Bananas, Peanut Butter, Marshmallow, and Bourbon Staves.
Barfolomew approves!!!

Raspberry Snowballs
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Raspberry Snowballs

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

12% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey, Raspberry Puree, and Raspberries, then aged on additional Raspberries, Raspberry Juice, and Toasted Coconut.

Shhh

Shhh (Barrel-Aged)

Mead - Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

13% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey and Strawberries, then rested on more Strawberries and Pineapple. We then aged the Mead in a Caribbean Rum Barrel which previously held honey.

Making Moves

Making Moves

Mead - Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey, Pomegranate Juice, and Red Currants, then aged on a heap of Madagascar Vanilla Beans.

K

K

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Dry

14% ABV

Mead fermented with Wildflower Honey, Blackberries, and Black Currants, then aged on additional Blackberries and Black Currants.

R|F|G

R|F|G (Barrel-Aged)

Mead- Metheglin

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

11% ABV

Mead fermented Wildflower Honey. We then aged the Mead in a Bourbon Barrel which previously held a Banana Mead and treated it with a heap of Madagascar Vanilla Beans.

Exposing Ourselves

Exposing Ourselves

Wine- Italian Pinot Grigio

Sweetness Profile: Dry

12% ABV

Aged on Oak

Cheat Sheet

Cheat Sheet

Wine- Chilean Malbec

Sweetness Profile: Dry

13% ABV

Chilean Malbec accented with Meadowfoam Blossom Honey.

Cab Sauv the Bees

Cab Sauv the Bees

Wine- Cabernet Sauvignon

Sweetness Profile: Off-Dry

14% ABV

Cabernet Sauvignon grape juice and Wildflower Honey fermented then aged on Blueberry Pomace.

High Tide

High Tide

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Wildflower Honey and Black Currant fermented then conditioned with Black Currant, Vanilla, and Marshmallow.

But First, Coffee

But First, Coffee

Mead- Metheglin

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

12% ABV

Wildflower Honey fermented then aged on Vanilla Beans, Cinnamon Sticks, and Bones “Sinn-o-bun” Coffee Beans

OHMYUPDA

OHMYUPDA

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

16% ABV

Wildflower Honey Fermented with Passionfruit, Mango, Pineapple, Strawberry and Peach

Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

13% ABV

Wildflower Honey fermented then aged on Strawberry, Blueberry, Blackberry, and Raspberry

Your Secret Is Safe With Mead

Your Secret is Safe with Mead

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Wildflower Honey, Balaton Cherries, Montmorency Cherries fermented then aged on more Cherries and Vanilla Beans

A Dingo Ate My Baby

A Dingo Ate My Baby

Wine

Sweetness Profile: Dry

13% ABV

Australian Shiraz with a touch of Dark Belgian Sugar fermented then aged on Hungarian and American Oak.

Nuprin... Little... Yellow... Different...

Nuprin… Little… Yellow… Different

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

13% ABV

Wildflower Honey fermented then aged on Apricots

Between The Sheets

Between The Sheets

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

12% ABV

Meadowfoam Blossom Honey and Blackberries fermented then aged on more Blackberries

Come At Me Bro

Come At Me Bro

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Wildflower Honey, Balaton Cherries, Montmorency Cherries, fermented then aged on more Cherries, Vanilla Beans, and Almond

I See What You Mead

I See What You Mead

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Dry

9% ABV

Dry Traditional Mead aged on Second-Use Raspberries

Bare and Back Again

Bare and Back Again

Wine- Macabeo

Sweetness Profile: Dry

13% ABV

Macabeo Grapes and Blue Agave Wine

Dat Head Doe

Dat Head Doe

Wine- Merlot

Sweetness Profile: Dry

13% ABV

Stags Leap District Merlot Grapes and Bocheted Wildflower Honey aged on American Oak

Say You Will

Say You Will

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Boysenberry and Black Currant Mead with a waffle-like treatment

I Got My Peaches Out in Georgia

I Got My Peaches Out in Georgia

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

13% ABV

Semi-Sweet Mead aged on Peaches

Coco Black

Coco Black

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Meadowfoam and Argentinian Wildflower Honeys were fermented in combination with all black fruits - Black Raspberry, Blackberry, Black Currany, and Black Cherry.

King Kong Aint Got Shit on Me

King Kong Aint Got Shit on Me

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Wildflower Honey and Bananas fermented then aged on more Bananas and Double Stuf Oreos TM

Post-It Note
Formerly Known As
Just Grin and Pear It
A Cord of Wood Good
Oceans Between Us

Funktastic Fizz

Just the Tip

Just The Tip

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

A lot of Strawberry and just a touch of Banana

Watermelon Key Lime

Watermelon Key Lime

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Watermelon and Key Lime

If He Aint Treatin' You Right, You Better Let That…

If He Aint Treatin' You Right, You Better Let That…

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Mango, a touch of Lactose and dry-hopped with Citra and Mosaic

Bay Breeze

Bay Breeze

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cranberry and Pineapple

Peach Tea

Peach Tea

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Peach and Peach flavored Black Tea

Double Black

Double Black

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Blackberry and Black Currant

Tangerine

Tangerine

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

PB&J

PB&J

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Concord Grape and Peanut Butter

Raspberry Passion

Raspberry Passion

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Orange, Mango, Banana, and Raspberry

Strawberry Passion

Strawberry Passion

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Passionfruit, Orange, Guava, and Strawberry

Apple Cinnamon

Apple Cinnamon

Mead - Carbonated Cyser

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Apples and Cinnamon

F&M Root Beer

F&M Root Beer

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Inspired by one of our favorite childhood sodas, Root Beer.

Blueberry Lemonade

Blueberry Lemonade

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Blueberries and Lemonade

M&M

M&M

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Mango and Marshmallow

Pomenillaberry

Pomenillaberry

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Pomegranate, Raspberry, Strawberry, Blueberry, and Vanilla Beans

Meadgarita

Meadgarita

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Margarita inspired

I Make My Own Luck

I Make My Own Luck

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cucumber, Keylime, and Spirulina

Raspberry Lemonade

Raspberry Lemonade

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Raspberry Lemonade

Sweetish Fish

Sweetish Fish

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Inspired by Swedish Fish Candy

Orange Creamsicle

Orange Creamsicle

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Inspired by your favorite childhood dessert… orange creamsicle!

Purple Drank

Purple Drank

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Concord Grapes and Cotton Candy

Cherry Cordial

Cherry Cordial

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Chocolate and Cherries

Bloody Passion

Bloody Passion

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Blood Orange, Passionfruit, and Raspberry

Rose

Rose

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Zinfandel Grapes

America... PHUCK YEAH

America… PHUCK YEAH!

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Concord Grapes and KeyLime

Peach Melba

Peach Melba

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Peach, Raspberry, Vanilla

PSA

PSA

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Peach, Strawberry, Abricot

Complete the Square

Complete the Square

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Off-Dry

6.5% ABV

Quadruple IPA inspired Mead with Citra Mosaic Kalypso and Galaxy Hops

Where Are My Seeds Dude?

Where are my Seeds Dude?

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Watermelon

Spicy Pineapple Guava

Spicy Pineapple Guava

Mead - Carbonated Session

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Guava and Spicy Pineapple

WTF They Doin' Over There?
PHUCKYU MATT CARROLL
PLM
Don't Call Me Shirley
Southern Charm
There's Nothing Better Than A Creme Pie
Surge
Cherry Chapstick
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
Pour Planning
Black Razz Lemonade

Funktastic Fruition

Boysenberry

Boysenberry

Mead - Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

13% ABV

Mead fermented with ONLY Boysenberry and Wildflower Honey

Triple Berry

Triple Berry

Mead - Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

13% ABV

Mead fermented with ONLY Blueberries, Blackberries Raspberries, and Wildflower Honey

Reckless Nectarine

Reckless Nectarine

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

24% ABV

Waterless Mead! This mead was made by fermenting only Wildflower Honey and Nectarines and the result is a very sweet, yet balanced wine with a kick!

Blueberry

Blueberry

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

17% ABV

Waterless Mead! This mead was made by fermenting only Wildflower Honey and Blueberries and the result is a very sweet wine, with balanced tartness with thick legs!

MF Blackberry

MF Blackberry

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

16% ABV

Waterless Mead! This mead was made by fermenting only Meadowfoam Honey and Blackberries and the result is a very sweet wine with hints of Marshmallow and thick legs!

Strawberry

Strawberry

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

13% ABV

Waterless Mead! This mead was made by fermenting only Wildflower Honey and Strawberries !

Funktastic Freshy

Melon Sa Malamig

Melon Sa Malamig

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Cantaloupe and Coconut Milk

Pina Colada

Pina Colada

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead inspired by Pina Coladas!

Mai Tai

Mai Tai

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Passionfruit, Orange and Mango.

Sex on the Bar

Sex on the Bar

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Peach, Orange and Cranberry.

MEADscow Mule

MEADscow Mule

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cocktail Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Peppermint, Ginger, and Lime.

MEADgarita

MEADgarita

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cocktail Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Lime.

Mango Sa Malamig

Mango Sa Malamig

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Mango and Coconut Milk.

Banana Sa Malamig

Banana Sa Malamig

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Island Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Banana and Coconut MIlk.

Tiger's Blood

Tiger’s Blood

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cocktail Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Strawberry, Coconut, Pineapple.

Mean Mama

Mean Mama

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

6.5% ABV

Cocktail Inspired Mead served over ice. Session Mead with Orange Juice, Cranberry, Coconut, Lime, and Spicy Pineapple.

Collaborations

Off Track: Passionfruit, Mango, Guayaba

Off Track:

Passionfruit,

Mango,Guayaba

Collaboration Friends –
CEIBA (Miami, FL)

Mead- Smoothie

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

11.8% ABV

A cocktail-inspired, unfiltered mead overloaded with locally source Passionfruit, Mango, and Guayaba and back-sweetened with Orange Blossom Honey. Best served over ice!

Social Media (working on it!)
Khafetti Cake

Khafetti Cake

Collaboration Friends –
Four Fires Meadery (Maumee, OH)
CLAG Brewing Co (Sandusky, OH)

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

14% ABV

Pastry-style mead made using Meadowfoam Blossom Honey whose flavor is reminiscent of marshmallows and aged on Confetti Cake. Liquid cake in a glass!

Where's Kevin?

Where’s Kevin?

Collaboration Friends –
Four Fires Meadery (Maumee, OH)
CLAG Brewing Co (Sandusky, OH)

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

14% ABV

Meadowfoam Honey and Raspberries were fermented then swirled with more Raspberries and topped with a White Chocolate and Cheesecake finish.

Soggy Bottoms

Soggy Bottoms

Collaboration Friends –
Four Fires Meadery (Maumee, OH)
CLAG Brewing Co (Sandusky, OH)

Mead- Other

Sweetness Profile: Pastry

14% ABV

We blended Khafetti Cake Mead and Where’s Kevin (Raspberry/White Chocolate/Cheescake) mead for the ultimate cake-inspired mead. Imagine confetti cake and cheesecake topped with white chocolate and raspberries and the result is Soggy Bottoms.

Flipped Trike (working on it!)

Flipped Trike

Collaboration Friends –
Pye Road Meadworks (Tampa, FL)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

Mead was inspired by the infamous Hurricane mixed drink with a twist. Pomegranate and Blood Orange and Orange Blossom Honey were fermented then the mead was aged on Pineapple and Toasted Coconut.

Hello American!

Hello American!

Collaboration Friends –
Juicy Brewing Co. (Herndon, VA)

Mead- Metheglin

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

On his trip back from the motherland, Anton brought back some Russian Wildflower Honey. We fermented this honey then treated the mead with Cinnamon, Vanilla and finished it with Rum Barrel Aged Maple Syrup and a touch of Butter Flavor. The target was a very popular Russian dessert, Butter Cake! Anton says we nailed it!

Off Track: Mr. Bananagrabber

Off Track: Mr. Bananagrabber

Collaboration Friends –
The Answer Brewpub (Richmond, VA)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness- Sweet

13% ABV

The master of adjuncts took our Off Track mead base and blended up a tasty concoction with White Chocolate, Bananas, and Peaches. A regular mead smoothie.

Off Track: Moreno Mango-Peach

Off Track: Moreno Mango-Peach

Collaboration Friends –
The Answer Brewpub (Richmond, VA)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness- Pastry

13% ABV

The master of adjuncts took our Off Track mead base and blended up a tasty concoction with Mangos and Peach Nectar. The result was a fresh and fruity mead cocktail.

Water You Doing Step Blueberry Tangerine

Water You Doing Step Blueberry Tangerine

Collaboration Friends –
The Answer Brewpub (Richmond, VA)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness- Sweet

8% ABV

Session mead fermented then aged on Watermelon, Tangerine, and Blueberry. One of our first meads in the session series and sparked a new focus for us!

The ANcore

The ANcore

Collaboration Friends –
The Answer Brewpub (Richmond, VA)

Mead- Metheglin

Sweetness Profile: Semi-Sweet

6.5% ABV

For our Grand Opening, we teamed up with An and created a golden stout inspired Session. We incorporated Bones Coffee TM, Cocoa Nibs, and Coconut to pull this off.

We Own A Meatery

We Own A Meatery???

Collaboration Friends –
Four Fires Meadery (Maumee, OH)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

14% ABV

Mesquite Blossom Honey fermented then aged on Smoked Bacon, Maple Syrup, and Vanilla Beans

Dutch Razzin'

Dutch Razzin’

Collaboration Friends –
Tuber Meading & Blending (Netherlands)

Mead- Melomel

Sweetness Profile: Sweet

13% ABV

Avocado Honey, Raisins and Dark Belgian Sugar fermented then aged on Raisins and back-sweetened with Stroop. the mead was then aged in an Apple Brandy Barrel which previously held an Answer Brewpub stout.

Meet our Label Artists

  • Johnny Siel

    Check him out on Instagram @jmsiel

  • Meghan RIley

    Check her out on Instagram @petitmaladie

  • Cody Napier

    Check him out on Instagram @bobafettywap501

  • Kyle Walker

    Check him out on Instagram @kylerage

  • Rose O'Bryan

    Check her out on Instagram @Rose_OBryan